This paradise is unfortunately lost due to the pitbull that camps there to throw people out. We call it Turtle Beach because we spotted a turtle swimming in it in summer. I thought I take a look today and see if we could go there for this summer because last summer we got kicked out (private property).

So I was walking round the lake when I came up to a guy setting up his tent in front of his van. He had some fishing rods lying around and 3 gun cases (which for germany is VERY unusual) and I thought: “ooops – redneck territory”. So kinda curious I walked up to him and said: “Excuse me, do you know if you can walk all around the lake?”, though I already knew you couldn´t. He said with an annoyed voice “No you can´t, but are you capable of reading the german language?” “Yes?” “And what did the sign say where you came in?” “It said: Don´t kick the pirate” (Somebody changed the letters from: Private keep out) Now fuckhead in a really small instant got really angry and yelled: “You smartass get off my fucking premises or else!”, so I went.

Only later I realized that it was the same guy who kicked us out in summer. I guess he has no friends and he probably knows why. Poor pitbull.